You do the first coffee break of the day, say around 10:00.
You sit at the table, feeling sleepy, wondering why the coffee hasn’t had any effect on you.
After ten whole minutes you realize you didn’t actually prepare the coffee.
I’m sure there’s some joke about vicious circles here, but I haven’t had my coffee so I’m too sleepy to think what that might be.
Dot Jim 
While this exact thing has not happened to me, I can totally relate. #HugOps